[The screen flickers on, and OH DEAR. :C You are being glared at by an incredibly irritated looking one-eyed Ukrainian fellow. He's sat down with a glass of questionable clear liquid pressed against his temple ( Read more... )

[When the camera flickers on, instead of getting a fabulously framed shot of a random Inmate/Warden, you get a close-up of what appears to be wood-grain. In the background, there's a series of loud bangs, followed by some gravelly voice mumbling something vague in Russian. The screen twists around, and OH THERE WE GO! It's Mikhail ( Read more... )

[The camera switches on, and you are greeted with an extreme close-up of Mikhail's filthy, pockmarked cheek. After a moment of crazy motion blur wobbling, he steadies it, holding the screen far enough from his face that he can give you the one eyed death glare. When he speaks, his accent sounds ridiculously over the top and his voice is all low and ( Read more... )